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Joke of the Day
"I got amnesia and dont know if im gay anymore... I faggot"
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"A man walks into a bar... Ow."
"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties."
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"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"