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Joke of the Day
"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"
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"A blonde walks into a bar The man behind her just walks around it."
"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."
"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
"WANTED: Sanity LAST SEEN: In store, right before I told my 4 year old that he couldn't get a new toy REWARD: 4 year old"
"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"
"*writing suicide letter Goodbye cruel world. Your going to really miss me when I'm gone... Cat: *you're"
"Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes? It would only admit one."
"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"
"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."