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Joke of the Day

"What would you call The Flinstones if they were black? Niggers"

"Batman went to Penguin's bar and was given the wrong drink... Just ice was served."

"I went to go see a psychic the other day.. I asked her if I'd ever be going to jail some time in the future. She said no, so I robbed her."

"My wife tried on a new dress and turned to me and said, ""I look fat, can you give me a compliment?"" ""You have perfect eyesight"", I replied."

"I just saw two really large spiders dancing to some 1980s music. I think they were Duran Durantulas."

"Wind In The Willows: Choosing Nicknames: Ratty: I'll be The Ratster! Toad: I'll be The Toadster! Mole: I'll be The Molest... I'll be Moley."

"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"

"How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base? I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone."

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin: A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."