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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi."
Next Joke
"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"
"Chicken Joke Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. Knock knock -Who's there? The chicken."
"I love people who don't take their sweet time pooping in a public bathroom. They take their shit seriously"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass!"
"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!"
"What did Mr. Marijuana say to Mrs. Marijuana when she asked if her dress makes her look fat? ""I'll be blunt..."""
"Naming my law firm/night club ""Mullet."" People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back."
"How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves."
"Is there such a thing as filthy clean? Let's take a shower together and find out."