66350
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi."
Next Joke
"I saw a Jewish Ghost last night... It was so scary I started to Shiva."
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
"TIL: The guy who invented the toothbrush plays the banjo in his spare time. Anyone else would have called it a teethbrush."
"A kleptomaniac goes to see her doctor. She says, ""Doctor, my condition has worsened. Is there anything I can take?"""
"What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......"
"(OC) What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation? Call in the swat team!"
"Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests? Three stripes, you rout."