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Joke of the Day
"A great thing about being single is never having to erase your history tab."
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"It's amazing how much us guys complain about women and then we fully trust them with our pen!ses in their mouth."
"Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber? Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat."
"If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO."
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"What do you call a masseuse that only massages men? A misogynist."
"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"
"Coffee shop barista thinks I look homeless because I'm fashionable. Joke's on her. I look homeless because I'm lazy."