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Joke of the Day

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"The 'M' in 'MTV now stands for 'MISCELLANEOUS'."

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."

"A mahogany boob... Would be pretty useless, wooden tit?"

"Sometimes if I trip on a crack I act like it's no biggie by breaking into a jog and don't stop until I'm in a new city with a new life."

"What do you call a huge pair of tits you want to see but never get a chance to? Cliffhangers"

"I asked my cat ""Who is your favorite President of China?"" According to her it's Mao."

"Somewhere in my brain is a tiny gland that blinds me to unwashed dishes."

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"