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Joke of the Day

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"I can't wait to try Alton Towers newest ride The Air Ambulance."

"I'm white, but not cage free range eggs in my quinoa-kale quiche for my gluten, lactose, and peanut free Sunday brunch white."

"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."

"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""

"Camels don't mind carrying Arabs around... They just think they smell like Shi'ite."

"#rudolph > .nose { background: red; border-radius: 50%; @include shiny; }"

"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."

"Why was the paper man sent to jail? He was caught rustling."

"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He's a serial killer named Terrence Fishman & he plans to kill you Monday"