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Joke of the Day

"Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world."

"what most people dont know is that you can use the trick or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free"

"I do my trigonometry outside... cos tan."

"What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic parking lot? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger."

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"Mattel has a campaign urging girls to pursue their limitless potential. It's called You Can Be Anything Except A Woman With Barbie's Body."

"My doctor just used a tongue depressor on me so I'm going out for ice cream to cheer the little guy up."

"Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch? Paddy O'Furniture!"

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."