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Joke of the Day

"The 'M' in 'MTV now stands for 'MISCELLANEOUS'."

"I clocked this beautiful woman earlier. I'll probably never see her againit was a pretty big clock."

"I just met a girl named ellen she's the complete inverse of my e^(x)"

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"

"What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer."

"One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as ""toking salad"" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad"

"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"

"Mickey and Minnie go to get divorced... When the judge asks for the reason, Mickey: ""Because my wife is fucking goofy."" Judge: ""You mean she's crazy?"" Mickey: ""No, she's just fucking goofy!"""

"A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far."

"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"