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Joke of the Day

"If movies have taught me anything, it's that the insurance for fruit vendor carts must be astronomical."

"What does a baby computer call it's father? Data"

"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."

"I'm currently on two different diets Because with just one I'm always hungry"

"Air bags: my car's attempt of cheering me up after accidents by giving me surprise balloons."

"I was going to make a joke about an ass. Butt fuck it."

"Two prostitutes are talking about their clients... One of them says ""So yesterday I had this client who had a dick like my leg!"", the other replies ""Impossible - no man has a dick that's that dirty""."

"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"

"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"

"My girlfriend left me because I couldn't stop singing Linkin Park. I don't know why it made her so angry, but in the end, it doesn't really matter."