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Joke of the Day

"I'm not a Doctor, but I played one until I got arrested."

"Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it."

"Let's spare a thought for the Malaysian business man on flight MH370..... who told his wife that he was going to China for a meeting and now can't leave his girlfriend's apartment."

"What's Mary short for? She's got little legs, I guess."

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders...."

"it's easy as pie! 'what does that even mean?' *pie stumbles in drunk* pie: i just had sex with the homeless guy under the bridge 'oh'"

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"

"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."

"I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend. Seriously, I'm taking a selfie and you're in the background"

"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."