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Joke of the Day
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"
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"""There"" - Where's Waldo? Cliffs Notes"
"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"
"Wow I can't believe I stopped a girl from being raped tonight... I got exhausted and stopped chasing her."
"What's small, black and full of cobwebs? An ethiopian's asshole."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."
"(sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not"
"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"
"How many SJW's does it take to change a 90w lightbulb? Did you just assume my wattage??? FLICKERED"
"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."