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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."
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"Why are Alabama weddings so small? They've only gotta invite one family"
"What's the most unfortunate name a prisoner can have? Neil."
"What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)"
"What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life? Depends ."
"Confucius Say Man who run behind car get exhausted But man who run in front of car get tired."
"what's a pirate's favorite letter? You would think its 'RRRRRRRRRRR', but its actually P because without it they would go irate!"
"Walking with our phones, we all look like Star Trek crew members trying to get a life form reading on an uncharted planet."
"I asked to switch seats because there was a god damn SCREAMING infant next to me, and I couldn't sleep. They told me no. Apparently you're not allowed to move away from your own child."
"Have you guys heard about Reese Witherspoon? I Hershey is in a new movie."