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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Pope when he went to mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass."
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"People who believe in aliens are such freaking idiots. I'll tweet more about it when I get back from my Bigfoot hunt tonight."
"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."
"They should have cell phone charges in waiting rooms instead of magazines."
"James May... James might..."
"whats the difference between an old dirty subway and a lobster with breast implants one is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean"
"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."
"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""
"Hyperbole: Literally the worst thing ever."
"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."