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"What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? It's ass."
"What should you do if there is a blackout at night? Call the police, they'll come and shoot it."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"
"If Jesus could have sex on his birthday... That lucky girl would be covered in Christ-mist."
"Brock Turner got a slap on the wrist because he's a professional swimmer. And that's the furthest thing from being black one can be!"
"Bruce Willis on a jetski, being pursued by a pug on a smaller jetski"
"Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual."""
"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"
"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."