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Joke of the Day

"Trigonometry Why can't Irish do trigonometry? They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry? They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry? Just cos."

"Sedated, cheese-loving, Northern Ed Miliband... and Gromit."

"What do you call a Jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."

"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"I decided to rob a blood bank They caught me red-handed."

"I walked in and found my wife in bed with my best friend, I kicked them both out of the house. and he was the best dog I ever had"

"Why was Jared Fogle upset? Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison."

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"Beethoven: hey everybody, this next song's called ""Fur Elise"" Elise: omg, we broke up 6 months ago, get over urslf B: SHUT UP ELISE I LUV U"

"Hey, NSA,,,, if you're going to read my posts, would it kill you to like them?"