37356

Joke of the Day

"Dana White has his cock so far up Joe Rogan's ass When he farts it stutters credit /u/Blackirishman"

"Today I found out how electricity was measured... I was like watt???"

"My parents are pretty middle aged. ""So? That's pretty norm-"" *two knights bust in* ""CHILD, DOST THOU REQUEST REFRESHMENTS FROM THE TAVERN?"""

"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."

"What do you call a cow that has a record player, tight pants, and thick brimmed glasses? A hip-steer."

"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."

"I wanted to build a camp for kids with ADD. But I got shut down for calling it a concentration camp."

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"What do you call a smart knife? Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better."

"I'm totally hooked on masturbation! It's a dick thing.."