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Joke of the Day
"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"
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"I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV."
"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"
"My dad's a superhero He's the invisible man. Edit: Wow! This is my most upvoted post. Thanks for the love strangers!"
"[Jaden Smith at aquarium] ""...any questions?"" Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly? ""No"" What If Our Air Is Just Bird Water? ""Huh"" How Can Birds Be R"
"Q: ""What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"" A: ""The C"" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!"
"I fell down a deep dark whole yesterday I could not see that well"
"I like my women like I like my drain pipes. Covered in a thin layer of PVC and attached to a wall."
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."