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Joke of the Day

"Dad, was I a cocky teenager? Only when you watched Baywatch in your pyjam.... DAAAD!"

"What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off."

"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."

"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."

"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."

"Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes I return to it again and again."

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."

"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."

"Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog"