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Joke of the Day
"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."
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"Why can t my 14 year old friend drive... Because she s a woman"
"If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth."
"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."
"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"
"What? What do you call a man with one extra finger on his left hand? John Dillinger."
"Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers? He was always feeling cocky."
"Circles are so pointless."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes."
"What did the Nazi officer say when he was captured? It's not me; it's Jew."