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Joke of the Day
"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."
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"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay."
"What do you call a spider with no legs? A raisin"
"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"
"Looking at Facebook is a convenient way to realize you can't stand most of the people you sort of know."
"Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."
"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."