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Joke of the Day
"I blame my parents for my apathetic attitude... ... but I don't care."
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"*opens up a Forever 20 store next to Forever 21*"
"What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? Abe and Anna"
"If you are standing with one foot in France and one in Germany taking a piss, what are you? European"
"We're all sex addicts. Some of us just have better dealers."
"Gentleman My penis is so polite, it stands up so girls have a place to sit down."
"What did one triangle say to the other triangle? Hey, we should get together and square dance!"
"I'm in love with you and you don't want anything to do with me so I think we can make this work"
"If pro is the opposite of con, then whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"