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Joke of the Day

"What's Trump's favorite place to shop? *Wall-Mart* ^^pls ^^no ^^kill ^^I ^^came ^^up ^^with ^^this ^^at ^^2 ^^in ^^the ^^morning"

"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"

"Someone just filled me in about those small places in the hot, sandy desert called an ""Oasis."" ... That's where the Arab boys go to eat their dates."

"Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For Drizzle."

"i am not jesus Jesus can wallk on water..,, correct? Yess! Well,.. I can walk on cucumbers. As you may know, cucumbers are 98% water. So I am 98% Jesus. ;)"

"How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house? Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!! Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago"

"What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke? I literally cant even write now"

"What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ? Flatman and Ribbon !"

"POLISH JOKE Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator? For people that don't want anything to drink"