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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever eat a clock? Its very time consuming."

"Friend: Dude, you need to get into her pants. Me: [imagining how soft her leggings would feel over my thighs] YES"

"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."

"I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack.."

"I want to start a towing company. I'll name it Jaques Crew Tow."

"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."

"Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts"

"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"