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Joke of the Day

"A member of the undead said I was prejudiced against his kind... It's simply not true. I have lots of wight friends."

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."

"What did the masturbator say when returning the porn that his friend let him borrow? [OC] Thanks, came in handy!"

"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ...... Then I thought look who's telling me that.. "

"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"what did the gay sperm say to his compatriot? ""HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FIND OUR WAY THROUGH THIS SHIT?"""

"[wife gets in the car after talking with the priest] ""What did the priest have to say?"" ""He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."""

"NFL Players + Fireworks ="