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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."
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"RIP to that hoodie you left at your ex-gf's house. She says she has no idea what youre talkin about but she knows. Wheres my hoodie, Denise?"
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
"I would make an economics joke But there's no demand"
"My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt."
"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"
"[NSFW] Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"What's hard, long and has cum in it? A Cucumber..."
"Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this"
"What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!"