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Joke of the Day

"The buildup of carbon emissions in the atmosphere is a great icebreaker."

"A good joke for the engineers out there Free time"

"When I see a car accident I pull over quickly to assist the drivers with getting rid of any drugs they may have in the car."

"The entire plot of spiderman A teenage boy finds out he can shoot white stuff out his body"

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"LOL at vegetarians coming to my house for a BBQ! Feel free to eat my lawn. L-O-L!"

"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."

"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."

"I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse."

"When it comes to volunteering on my gynaecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."