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Joke of the Day
"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
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"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
"Doctor: ""You have a hip injury."" Me: ""I am very trendy."""
"Did you hear about the baker that failed at making white bread? It went a rye."
"A man on his death bed smells cookies, gets up and walks into his kitchen. He asks his wife if he can have a cookie. The wife tells him to get out of here, those are for the wake"
"I convinced my son he has asthma so I wouldn't have to waste a bunch of money on team sports."
"It's funny how you become mom's new favorite when your sibling is in jail."
"Some of you take selfies from so close up, I'm beginning to wonder if you're a T-Rex."
"Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence."
"What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying ""I drink coffee""? Her saying ""I drink it black, like my men"""