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Joke of the Day

"Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts"

"So a camel opened up an ice-cream parlor... he called it Dromedary Queen"

"Life hack: Stare into your Uber driver's eyes through the rear view mirror the entire time."

"My girlfriend was very proud of this one. What does cats and festival attendees have in common? They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned."

"Silent Night, Holy Night, All is calm, CORNDOG FIGHT."

"Next week on Teen Court Lawyer: objection ur honor! Judge: objection totes denied Lawyer: smdh"

"A woman gives the news to her husband. - My love , I'm pregnant . What would you like it to be ? - A joke?."

"Two people have been killed and another seriously injured in a knife attack at an Ikea store in Sweden. Police are currently at the crime scene trying to piece the evidence together."

"A long queue of people waiting to be hit in the face This is the punch line"

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""