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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!"

"I got pizza grease on my newspaper today And thought I'd developed x-ray vision."

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer."

"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."

"What would be a more appropriate name for spiderman? Peter parkour."

"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."

"If this song were a fish, it'd be a Tuuunna Fish Back me up here guys...I don't think this is a funny joke, but the person who said it is so sure it's hilarious"

"Rene Angelil passed away recently, long time manager and husband of Celine Dion. At the funeral a devastated Celine sobbed ""It's ok , my heart will go on"""

"Me:*delete pics* IPhone: you sure? M:Yes IP: Ok I'll just put them over here Me:delete them IP: Ok *whispers* keeping them on the cloud tho"

"Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens."