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Joke of the Day

"Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a lousy summer."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant."

"A Blanket? It would be a fukkit."

"I painted my laptop black so it would run faster... ...but now it doesn't work."

"What's grey? A melted penguin!"

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"

"What do you call a smart Blonde? A Golden Retriever"

"Batman cuts off a seemingly innocuous driver in the Batmobile, only to deal with the driver later, with the help of Superman #ChangingBanes"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."