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Joke of the Day
"It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall."
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"What's the difference between golfers and skydivers? Golfers: *smack* Shit! Skydivers: Shit! *smack*"
"What do you get for the women who has everything? A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything."
"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"
"College cheerleaders look like no one has told them about human mortality yet."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
"I called a suicide prevention line. It connected me to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal and they asked if I could drive a truck."
"I used to date an anaesthetist... She was a local girl. [credit to seeing this on QI]"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."