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Joke of the Day

"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"

"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"

"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."

"I'm dressing up as Bernie Sanders for halloween I'm going to take the candy from the rich kids and give it all to the poor ones"

"Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs."

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat? Skip"

"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted."

"I bought a nice 12 year old scotch yesterday. His parents weren't pleased."