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Joke of the Day

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"I can never tell if my cat left a dead bird at my door, or if it's the dead bird I ordered from Amazon."

"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."

"What is the KKK's favorite soup? Clan chowder"

"What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!"

"Capitalism is horrible Buy my book to find out why!"

"A Baptist, a Mormon, and a Muslim walk into a bar... The Baptist says, ""What the hell are we doing here?"""

"In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too."

"""If I write something completely creepy under a girl's Facebook photo, maybe it WON'T be creepy if I end it with 'lol.'"" -guy logic"

"Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!"