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Joke of the Day
"Can't decide whether to go to bed or to finish this Rubik's cube I started in 1988."
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"What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer? Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry"
"Michael Cera probably apologizes and gives back cars in Grand Theft Auto"
"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"
"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."
"Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having."
"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"
"I'm Mexican and Filipino. No matter how you look at me, I'm good at cleaning."
"So Charlie Sheen is HIV Positive... Looks like all the tiger blood was tainted."
"Guy gets wife roses. She says ""I guess this means you want me on my back w my legs in the air?"" He says, ""Why, we don't have a Vase?"