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Joke of the Day
"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."
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"Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible."
"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"
"Son to his father as they watch television: ""Dad tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."""
"[on a 1st date] Me: I'm just looking to take things slow Her: *in a wedding dress* me too"
"A woman walked into the sexual harassment and textiles store, she got felt."
"What is springy and springy? the Easter Bunny"
"""Son: Dad, i had sex for the first time"" 'Dad: That is great Son! Sit down and tell me all about it' 'son: Yeah about that...'"
"There's a easter parade in my pants...wanna go?"
"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."