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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me I'm artistic. I have no idea how he could tell."
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"I'm getting engaged next month. Not because I'm in love but because it's gonna look dope on Instagram."
"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"
"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."