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Joke of the Day
"Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world..."
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"Overheard a woman telling another woman ""It's $150 and she supplies all the turtles"" and whatever it is, I'm in."
"Karate Kid (1984, PG): An old Asian man tricks a bullied teenager into doing household chores for him. [126 minutes]"
"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."
"What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas? Police Navidad."
"If you stare at an ice-cube for long enough you can pretend you have laser-eyes."
"I wrote ""Clarence sale"" instead of ""clearance sale"" and now there are angry old ladies here looking for a husband."
"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."
"me: [letting dog lick my face] wife: that's disgusting me: [squirting shampoo into my hand] you're the one who used all the hot water linda"
"What's a thimble? By definithion, thomething that represenths or thtands for thomething elth. Thymbolithm, y'know."