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Joke of the Day
"Reasons to not go camping No.154: People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world..."
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"Did I tell you I'm joining a gym in Gainesborough? Because I'm all about those gains bro"
"""My name is Robert and I support apples."" -- Bob for apples"
"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."
"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them."
"A whorehouse got burned down today... Some came out running, and some ran out cummimg."
"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"
"I'm not saying I have a questionable work ethic, but I just got called lazy by a guy wearing velcro shoes."
"I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???"