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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"
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"What did 9/11 have in common with a lasagna? There was ground meat between the layers."
"What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. ....... Ba dum chhhh!"
"These days people treat their cellphones like its a baby... ..except I never laugh when I drop my cellphone"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing at all... you already told her twice"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off"
"dorothy: WET TSHIRT CONTEST! wicked witch: NOOOOOOOOO! tin man: worst spring break ever."
"In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, ""I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."""
"[stands up in church] Okay I'm starting to think some of this stuff isn't true you guys."
"What did the alien say to the gardener? Take me to your weeder."