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Joke of the Day

"Mirror mirror on the wall, am I the fairest of them all? No, but you've got an amazing ass!"

"What was Hitler's favorite drink? Jews"

"What is a male pirates biggest fear? A sunken chest with no booty."

"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."

"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"The Suicide Bomber Teacher said to his student... ""Come here and listen closely, I'm only gonna show you this once""..."

"10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend: 1. Truthful 2. Intelligent 3. Gentle 4. Humble 5. Tolerant 6. Polite 7. Understanding 8. Sexy 9. Smart 10. Young In short:- T.I.G.H.T.P.U.S.S.Y"

"I misread a headline today as ""the stealthy face a tax increase"" and thought good luck catching those ninjas, Obama!"

"Boy to his Girlfriend: Can you tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.... Girl: You have the largest penis among your friends."

"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"