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Joke of the Day
"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."
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"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"
"The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst - so I've been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back."
"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"
"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
"Do you know why one side of the V Is slightly larger when birds fly together? Because there are more birds on that side."
"Edward Snowden was discovered trapped inside of one of his ski lodges this Saturday, November 19th. ""Edward Snowden Snowed in Snowden Snow Den."""
"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
"I got caught in a weird routine of masturbation... When I discovered my fetish for wrist pain."