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Joke of the Day
"To neigh or not to neigh. That is equestrian."
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"Love means never having to say you're sorry until you've thought up a good excuse."
"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"
"I got pulled over the other day... ..I was pretty scared so I just hung my arm out the window to let him know im not black"
"Well it's like my dad always told me ""When life gives ya lemons"" Chances are you're in the fruit aisle."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
"A box from IKEA came to my door, sent from this tourist girl I've been on two dates with. I don't think she understood when I said I wanted a one-night stand"
"Are you looking arround ?"
"When I get depressed about an underperforming tweet, I think about starving kids in Africa & how lucky they are to never experience my pain."