20021

Joke of the Day

"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."

"How do you know humans can't reincarnate as insects? You've ever gotten one bug bite not on your crotch (or tits)."

"If I was one of the seven dwarfs I'd be Nopey."

"What do you call a pregnant air hostess Pilot error"

"[Text convo] Her: Can I come over right now? Me: [Puts entire mess in closet, puts high thread count sheets on bed & sprays Febreeze] Sure."

"Being raised as a catholic was tough. As soon as I hit 12 I had acne come on my face, as did the priest."

"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"

"What did the vampire say to his girlfriend at school? See you next period!"

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."

"What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend? I just need some bread"