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Joke of the Day

"If they want to increase the use of public transit, they should start using a scale at the DMV license renewal counter."

"Geology rocks"

"Children are like STD's you try hard not to get once you get them your life is ruined, your stuck with them and their a huge pain in the ass"

"If you want your girlfriend's undivided attention, tell her she looks like a million bucks!!! All green and wrinkled."

"Now that Benedict XVI is out of work... ...like all good celebs, he's releasing a fragrance. Expect to see Popepourri on the shelves this summer."

"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."

"My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge"

"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"

"What's the difference between an ant and a bird? A bird can fly."

"My music teacher at school told me never to hit a drum again or I could get in serious trouble. I did, and he was right. There was serious re-percussions"