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Joke of the Day

"Damn you Jehovah's, suckered me in to opening my door. Sure,I'll read your literature, while you read my twitter. We'll see who converts who"

"Today I learned that diarrhea is a genetic disorder Because it runs in your jeans."

"What's green, has 6 legs and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table..."

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"[OC] How to tell if you're gay... If when you fap, you like the feeling because there's a dick in your hand, rather than liking it because there's a hand around your dick - You're gay."

"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"

"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."

"What do you call a group of scientologist almonds? Nuts."

"So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline."