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Joke of the Day

"Damn you Jehovah's, suckered me in to opening my door. Sure,I'll read your literature, while you read my twitter. We'll see who converts who"

"Two men walk into a bar... *Thwack* *Thwack* Both are sent to the hospital for concussions"

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died in a double homicide and 7 is the **prime** suspect."

"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator."

"What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? Baked beans"

"What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy? A nocturnal E-mission!!! I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)"

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Might not kill him but he'll never have any friends."