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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you tell penis jokes about richard? Because Dick nose"
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"Fun Fact: If someone's car alarm keeps going off, you're legally obligated to set the car on fire."
"Remember kids, you only burn in hell if you are religious."
"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."
"WIFE: We'd have less arguments if he wasn't so pedantic THERAPIST [to me] Is that right? ME: No. It should be fewer arguments"
"How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other? Very Quackly"
"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"
"How many black men does it take to feed a family? Just one, if you eat the whole thing."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."
"What did my dad say after he asked for frozen casserole That's chili. E:dit Ok execution could be better. Any tips?"