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Joke of the Day
"I got caught in a weird routine of masturbation... When I discovered my fetish for wrist pain."
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"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."
"All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word."
"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."
"We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation"
"Hitler ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache for everyone."
"BREAKING NEWS: Scientists have discovered what may be the worlds largest bed sheet. More on that as it unfolds."
"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? He drowned in his teepee. -My Uber Driver"
"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""