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Joke of the Day
"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."
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"This cashier was totally just checking me out, you guys."
"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."
"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."
"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
"Count Dooku has always been puzzled by his wife, Sue."
"How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meat patty! Thought of you guys!"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty vans..."
"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""