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Joke of the Day
"I asked my band teacher to raise my F He gave me an FF instead."
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"A constipated man walks into the doctors office. The doctor tells him he's full of shit."
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"
"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"What does a rich guy from Israel wear? Jewelry."
"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."
"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"
"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."
"How do aliens pay for their coffees? With Starbucks!"