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Joke of the Day

"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"

"Hockey: because running on knives makes sense."

"Why don't we hear jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchlines are too long."

"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."

"They're only 1 letter apart, but the difference between grapejuice & rapejuice is significant."

"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."

"A hot girl in the hallway just smiled at me, but don't worry; I yelled ""I'm taken,"" and ran into the men's bathroom where she can't follow."

"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"

"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"

"""Haven't had to use my brakes in a few minutes. Better make sure they still work real quick."" -- everyone in front of you on the highway."