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Joke of the Day

"""Once you go on the grass it is really hard to get out of it"". - my six year old nephew while playing NFS. I was like i know exactly what you are talking about!! ;)"

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"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
"Why does a pencil shave? To look sharp"
"Hey, you know why goldfish are the only snack that smiles back? because they are baked."
"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""
"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"
"A scientist drops a pig and a flashlight from a 20 storey building He watches as both hit the ground at the same time. With this he concluded pigs move at the speed of light."
"Donald Trump is getting back into the air travel industry... He's launching...Receding Hairlines"
"Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee? A. Banned from the Zoo."
"I got into fight with my erection this morning. Don't worry, I beat it single handedly."