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Joke of the Day
"Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg? Because in France one egg is un oeuf."
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"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
"My brother and I both like our women like our coffee... He likes them hot and black. I like them cold and bitter."
"I have a thing for older men. Not cuz I have 'daddy issues', but because I also like to eat dinner at 4:30 and be asleep by 8pm."
"Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them."
"If anyone out there is named Aesop dear god please open a table store I have just the name for you."
"Warning, you'll only get this if you understand a rudimentary amount of ancient Greek. When an ancient Athenian was asked whether he preferred the sand or the sea, he replied: Tha latta"
"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""
"If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jelly fish, here, try to get pants on my toddler"