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Joke of the Day

"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."

"Did you hear about the guy who fell into an upholstery machine? Now he's fully recovered."

"Why aren't there more jokes based on haptics? It's a touchy subject."

"Why couldn't the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter? Because it was too Win+D"

"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."

"I may not be smart and I may not be skinny and I may not be tan and I may not be cheerful and I may not be tall and I may not be sober and I"

"I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save icon'"

"One time I knocked my hot curling iron off the sink & caught it in my open palm because I have the catlike reflexes of a dim-witted ninja."

"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."

"What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap? He said ""Sure! I could loan some Dove""."