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Joke of the Day

"Yoga may be the key to your flexibility. Alcohol is the key to mine."

"why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force."

"Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned? They found her face down in Rikki Lake"

"They should probably have a feature that disables liking horrible statuses on Facebook. Last week 14 people liked that my friend's mom died. I mean, I know she was a bitch, but still."

"What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla? Just one hair."

"When I get real bored I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving."

"How do you call Niggeria leaving EU? blackout"

"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."

"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"

"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."