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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data"
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"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."
"A guy walks into a bank with a gun I don't know what happens next I was outside."
"""Parodies"" or homages or whatever the fuck they are of the ""Got milk?"" ads are worse than AIDS + 9/11 + a 3rd thing you personally hate."
"How did Feminism start? With an unlocked kitchen door"
"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."
"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."
"Why I hate 9/11..... I hate 9/11 because my cousins died doing their favorite thing... Flying Planes."
"""We need a name for this big flat state full of corn and you're gonna be the one to do it"" ""I...uhhh... Wha?"" ""Nailed it. Next state."""
"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."