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Joke of the Day
"How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas? When there is no ""L"""
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"Risky behavior in my 20s involved sex drugs & alcohol. At 30, ""risky"" is eating spicy food after 9pm and not lifting w/ my knees."
"Food is like dark humour... Not everyone gets it."
"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"
"Sometimes, I look at the kids of today and think, ""Thank god I'll be dead by the time you grow up."""
"Dating blacks girls is a plus because you don't have to meet their fathers"
"What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician? The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes."
"Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!"
"What's the difference between dads and boomerangs? The boomerangs always come back."
"Did you hear that Bruce Willis is going to star in a movie where he goes undercover as an elderly nun? It's called Old Habits Die Hard"