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Joke of the Day
"My best friend stole my wife from me... I am really going to miss him."
Next Joke
"Have you ever gone camping with Crohn's disease? Shits in tents."
"What do you get when you mix /r/pokemon and /r/gonewild? PP up"
"To the people that post 15 pics of your kid everyday,your kid looks EXACTLY the same as they did ystrdy,and the day before,and the day before that"
"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"
"- Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?"
"Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays? he was snowden"
"Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Cause sheeran"
"Why couldn't the potato get off the couch? Because it was baked."
"i didn't get your text because i'm lying"